Loffee Draw it Too Hard Blue – Deck Guide

Loffee Draw it Too Hard Blue – Deck Guide
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Loffee Draw it Too Hard Blue













Introduction
Welcome, everyone! Today, we’re diving into a super fun and chaotic deck that revolves around drawing as many cards as possible. While this deck is more in the casual and fun category rather than hyper-competitive, it can still hold its own in Dummy Thick ranked play. If you enjoy explosive turns and milling your opponent into oblivion, this deck is for you.
In this guide, we’ll cover:
Card choices and their roles
Tech slots for different matchups
Budget substitutions
General strategy and gameplay tips
Core Strategy
The deck revolves around Send It Too Hard, the strongest board clear in the game. The catch? You can only play it if your opponent has 15 or more cards in their Ice. So, the entire deck is dedicated to making sure that condition is met as quickly as possible.
Removal Suite
To buy time until you can play Send It Too Hard, the deck includes a strong suite of removal:
Bedtime Story
: Almost always active due to how many cards you’re icing.
Bridge With Layer Zero
: Unconditional removal that swaps out an opponent’s penguin.
Spring a Leak
: One of the best action-denial cards in the game.
Got 'Em!
: Great tempo removal that’s fantastic against aggro decks.
Ice Generation
To reach the 15 Ice threshold, we have multiple enablers:
Cool Story Bro!
: A sneaky way to add Ice and catch opponents off guard.
Rod of Cheesy Slices
: Passively mills the opponent over time.
Penguin Who's OK
: The absolute all-star. Every time you draw, you Ice a card from your opponent’s deck.
Bottle Penguin
: A cheap Pudge-producing penguin that also Ices cards.
Cannonball Penguin
: Midrange threat that provides Ice and board presence.
Card Draw Engines
Since you’re drawing a ton of cards, you need engines that make your opponent draw as well:
Penguin With Hoops
: Symmetric card draw that benefits this deck’s win condition.
Orb of Hopium
: A permanent draw engine that fuels the game plan.
Tech Slots
For different matchups, consider these adjustments:
Against Aggro: Add Unlikely Friends for extra removal.
Against Control: Keep Digging to disrupt slow decks.
In the Mirror: Bunus to reshuffle your Iced cards.
Against Purple (Midrange or Bismo decks): Misplace to disrupt their win conditions.
Budget Substitutions
The deck is relatively affordable since many key cards come from the Blue Starter deck. If you’re missing some of the rares like Rod of Cheesy Slices, Got 'Em!
, or Cool Story Bro!
, you can replace them with any of the tech options mentioned above.
General Strategy
Early Game: Your main goal is to Ice 15 of your opponent’s cards as quickly as possible.
Mid Game: Start dropping Send It Too Hard
to clear the board repeatedly.
Late Game: Deck your opponent out completely.
Mulligan Tips
Look for cheap Penguins and draw cards like:
Got 'Em!
(for early removal)
Blue Wizard Penguin
Bottle Penguin
Penguin With Hoops
Orb of Hopium
Try to avoid keeping Send It Too Hard in your opening hand unless your draw is very strong.
Sample Gameplay
A typical game will play out as follows:
Set up draw engines: Play Penguin Who's OK
early.
Ice cards rapidly: Stack multiple effects from Orb of Hopium
and Cool Story Bro!
.
Drop Send It Too Hard
: Once your opponent has 15 Iced cards, start wiping their board every turn.
Close the game: Keep drawing and Icing until they have no cards left.
Conclusion
This deck is pure chaos in the best way possible. It’s a great choice if you enjoy fun, interactive gameplay with explosive turns. While it has weaknesses against aggressive decks that can dump their hand quickly, it shines in longer games where it can take full control.
Give it a try and let us know your thoughts! Keep an eye out for more deck guides, and don’t forget to subscribe to the channel for more gameplay and strategy discussions!